SYNERGY POLICY?: Aziz Ansari made no excuse for his ulterior motives at the Band of Outsiders show on Saturday afternoon. “I’m really here for the cookies,” he admitted, while unwrapping the Momofuku treat, one of which topped each seat. “Last season they had them too and they were so good that I emailed the lady at Momofuku and I was like, ‘Oh my god, just wanted to let you know that was the best cookie I’ve ever had’ and they sent me a box.” The "Parks and Recreation" star may is still getting a grasp on fashion show protocol. “Is that what you’re suppose to do? I didn’t know what you’re suppose to do,” he said, when asked if his suit was Band of Outsiders. “Are you supposed to wear the people’s stuff to their show? Or is it like wearing a Mumford and Sons shirt to their show and everyone looks at you all weird?"