JOIN LYNCH’S CLUB: Ever wonder what it’s like to walk into one of David Lynch’s strange and surreal cinematic worlds? Come September, you can find out. That’s when the owners of Social Club in Paris will open a new club directly below their space on 142 rue Montmartre, dubbed Silencio. The basement venue will be entirely conceived and designed by the director — right down to the furniture — and will feature a bar, restaurant, movie theater, concert hall and art library. In other words, it’s a culture club, targeting literary, music, film, culinary and art buffs. Lynch is keeping a tight lid on the design details — the guy knows his suspense, after all — but maybe there’s a clue in the moniker: Silencio is the name of the club in “Mulholland Dr.” No word, though, if Rebekah Del Rio will also lip-sync her way through the song “Llorando” at the club’s fall opening.