"I can't either. I'm going cross-eyed," Gubelmann replied. "It's very 'at home,' don't you think?"
Meanwhile, Gigi Mortimer was schooling London transplant Poppy Delevigne (who moved here last weekend) on navigating her new 'hood. "Fat men pee loudly: Fifth, Madison, Park, Lexington," she instructed Delevigne in an unforgettable mnemonic.
After dinner, guests such as Eva Lorenzotti, Alessandro Nivola and Alex Kramer moved to the living room for cigarettes and gossip while Armani, Kerry Washington and Delevigne took to the dance floor with wild abandon.
Downtown, the snowy, slushy weather didn't keep the likes of Parker Posey, Alan Cumming and Amanda Brooks from attending the New York Academy of Art's TriBeCa Ball. The event, which had been decidedly more buttoned up in years past (it was traditionally black tie) boasted a funkier feel this time around — cocktails held amid tableaux vivants in upstairs classrooms (in one, a performance artist swallowed a balloon whole) and a "bohemian chic" dress code (which prompted some to don turbans and headdresses).
Meanwhile, a newly blonde Anna Paquin gamely trekked across the East River for the Brooklyn Academy of Music's gala, sleet be damned, so she could see her "X-Men" co-star Patrick Stewart take on the title role of "Macbeth." Also in the crowd were similarly stalwart supporters Alex Katz, Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson. But perhaps Stewart was too believable as the ruthless tyrant: The actress left at intermission. As for the British-born actor, he found the weather befuddling: "I was trying to figure out what kind of omen it was before the show tonight," he said. "This is normal for New Yorkers, but we haven't seen snow in several years."