1. Bill Clinton, former president of the United States, age 61; Gisele Bündchen, age 27
Pro: Clinton can't resist a bodacious babe.
Con: Given his choices of extramarital picks, would he even appreciate the buxom Brazilian supermodel? And could he outpass the Patriots' Tom Brady?
2. Hillary Clinton, presidential candidate and U.S. Senator, 60; David Gandy, 28
Pro: At this point, she certainly deserves it.
Con: Her inherent contradiction is that she's both a feminist and a masochist. Whether Bill is messing around or messing up her campaign, she stands by him.
3. Barack Obama, presidential candidate and U.S. Senator, 46; Daria Werbowy, 24
Pro: The Canadian Werbowy can educate Obama about the intricacies of universal health care.
Con: His real-life wife is about as beautiful and actually has a job that involves using her fine brain.
4. George W. Bush, President of the United States, 61; Christy Turlington, 39
Pro: She could school him on her pet causes (the environment, Darfur) and make him feel Zen about retirement by teaching him yoga.
Con: Would Bush really downward dog? Would he really listen to anyone — even a beautiful woman — who tells him global warming is a reality?