"I feel like I should bring them lemonade or something," said Alyce Alston, the new chief executive officer of De Beers USA. "How would that go over, me being the Martha Stewart of De Beers?"
No thanks, was the essential response that came from Gloria Steinem, who made a guest appearance at the protest, wearing a black-and-white poncho and holding onto a placard with a photograph of a naked African man that read "The Bushmen aren't forever."
"The Kwei people had been living in their very learned and balanced way for 50,000 years before De Beers began supporting their removal from the lands to camps that are unspeakable," Steinem said. "If people knew what was going on in Botswana, they would not be attending this party."
It didn't appear partygoers were paying much attention to the protest outside, as Lindsay Lohan was on the inside.
The teen starlet was flitting around in a fuchsia Roland Mouret dress with an army of security people and press handlers.
Asked if the Kwei people should be allowed to remain on their land, the "Herbie: Fully Loaded" star, trying on a gigantic diamond pendant barked, "I have no comment on that." Lohan looked to her publicist for approval.
Then, Kathy and Rick Hilton walked in and made a beeline for her.
Hilton was wearing a pair of mammoth diamond earrings. Had she been concerned about where the diamonds came from?
"Um, no, I hadn't thought about that when these were given to me as a gift," she emphasized.
She then began to talk about her new reality show.
Soon after, Teri Hatcher showed up in a blush Versace dress.