"It is so big I can see it out of my eye," the songstress said of her swollen left cheek as she took to the stage at Fendi's party to fete its new Avenue Montaigne store on Friday night. "Do you get the mumps in France?" she asked the crowd, which was kept in suspense about her arrival until the very last moment. "I hope she won't not show up at the last minute," Karl Lagerfeld confessed before the curtain went up. "There's no guarantee, you know. That's what I like about her. She's not only a muse; she's a genius. She's one of the greatest voices today."
The British artist, who was dressed in a belted black Fendi dress, may be fashion's latest darling, but she doesn't pretend to be an expert on the topic. "Forgive my ignorance, because I know nothing about fashion. How long does fashion week last? Is it really a week?" Winehouse asked the rapt crowd.
"Whatever she puts together works," said Claudia Schiffer.
"She always manages to look good," added Jade Jagger, who's been a fan since she first saw Winehouse playing a gig in a London pub.
Sporting her signature messy beehive, which at one point became entangled in her guitar strap, Winehouse dazzled the fashion set, which included Silvia Venturini Fendi, Kanye West and the entire Arnault clan. "She's amazing," said Delphine Arnault, who shook a shoulder or two during the performance alongside her father, Bernard, and brother Antoine.
"Aren't you glad we didn't go to dinner?" Rihanna asked her entourage as she danced up a storm during the performance. "Just awesome."
To get a better view, Sofia Coppola stood on a chair, while a pregnant Jessica Alba leaned on her bodyguard. The Olsen twins rushed to the front.
"She's a throwback to those amazing jazz, R&B and soul singers," said Alba. "And Karl always puts on a great show." The actress added that she's supporting Barack Obama in the American presidential race, and she appears in the latest pro-Obama video, released Friday by the Black Eyed Peas' Will.i.am, called "We Are the Ones." In it, Alba declares, "I would like to see a cleaner earth for my child that I'm bringing into the world very soon."