"It's all based on people we know, as well as our lives," says Goldberg, 33, as she perches at the dining room table in her Beverly Hills aerie opposite Hopper.
"It's ironic because the idea to write the book came about four years ago when we were trying to get out of the Hollywood world," continues Hopper, 35, who, like Goldberg, was producing movies. "But we realized we had some great material to work with."
The novel follows 26-year-old Lola Santisi, daughter of an Oscar-winning director and a former model, who's working as a brand ambassador for an up-and-coming designer vying to dress a celebrity for the Oscars. Beginning and ending at two consecutive Vanity Fair post-Oscar bashes, the pages in between cover every fashion and celebrity scenario possible, some so far-fetched they could only have really happened in the Tinseltown circus.
"At times, our editor asked us to tone it down because it was so outrageous he didn't believe it actually happened, but it did," says Goldberg.
Included in the book are passages where Lola must contend with characters like Jake, a screen idol with a secret past as a former fatty (he sprays doggie deterrent spray into his mouth whenever he gets cravings) and Candy, a Britney-esque rock star.
One such passage ripped from real-life reads: "Before I can stop her, Candy splatters 'Pinklette' glitter down the front of Julian's gown, turning a dress worthy of a sultry Marlene Dietrich into a kindergartener's splatter painting.... 'It was too long anyway,' Candy snaps as she grabs a pair of scissors. Before I can stop her, she's hacked the floor-length gown to crotch level. It's safe to assume ABS won't be peddling their knock-off of this dress along with Ashley Judd's $10,000 J.Mendel on "The View" the Monday after the Oscars."